Ever try to do a handstand? Ever try to walk on your hands while doing a handstand? Ever try to walk on your hands while doing a handstand on a rapidly moving treadmill? Not recommended.

Everyone’s experienced the infamous Windows Blue Screen of Death. Here’s a list of 30 other messages you never want to see. Actually, you may want to see the dwarf porn message…..bit more of a personal choice there.

For Spinal Tap’s reunion tour at Live Earth, every bassist in the known universe showed up to jam. Featuring bassists from Foo Fighters, Metallica, David Grey Band, Bloc Party, Madonna, Beastie Boys and so many many more.

Snowball the dancing parakeet rocks harder than you ever will. Watch yourself if you ever meet him in the mosh pit though, he’s all beak and claws.

The Shopping Channel sells many useful and reliable items. Unfortunately for the host, the extendable ladder is not one of those safe and reliable items that The Shopping Channel sells.

Rockstar Games has released the final trailer for GTA IV until the game actually comes out. If the gameplay has been updated to be as slick as the graphics, productivity as we know may very well end.

The internet has never been a trustworthy medium when it comes to keeping secrets. In staying with tradition, the city map for GTA IV has already been leaked.

If you grew up as a male (check between your legs), you probably did some roughhousing with friends. Sometimes the rules get a little bit blurry and you can’t remember if it was a slap fight or a roundhouse to the face fight.

The local weatherman is an inspiration in the news industry. They only have 30 seconds to shine and give us their info. This guy learns the hard way why you should poop before going live.

Spiderman and the X-Men have had their lives torn apart by awful movies about them. After all these sequels, they’re not sure if they’re coming or going. Or even what set they’re on for that matter.

Apparently Spidey has been hit the hardest by all this media over-exposure. He has now resorted to doing children’s birthday parties. From the look of his wall run abilities, he’s also drunk off his ass.

Before “political correctness” was the politically correct thing to do, fairy tales had a much darker edge to them. Check out the delightfully gruesome origins of some of the most popular fairy tales.

Do you like Pi ? Warm, straight from the oven Pi? Then you’re looking in the wrong place. The official YTMND interpretation of our favorite (and possibly most delicious sounding) mathematical expression.

Sure you’ve seen videos of someone breaking a slab of concrete with their bare hands, but have you ever wondered what the hand goes through? Check out this slow motion break down of a classic brick break.

Starbucks offers free WiFi access at all of their coffee shops. Who wouldn’t want to take advantage of that? Just because you don’t have a laptop doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have access to all the perks.

Tim Meadows preaches the horrors of marijuana to John C. Reilly in this clip from Walk Hard. All sorts of fun facts about the reefer that you probably didn’t know (or possibly forgot about).

To paraphrase the infamous Lebowski line: Don’t be dick, be a dude. This cop knows exactly which side of the line he stands on. Remember the time they passed that law to make skateboarding illegal? Oh wait…..

Richmond, British Columbia based skater Chris Haslam shows off his unique style. The entire thing is set to Dragonforce’s “Through the Fire and Flames”. Somehow nothing else would match his manic energy.

Take one part Mallrats. Add 3 parts Justice League America cartoons. Mash until awesome. You now have a recipe for greatness. Spread the love like so much marmalade.

Just in case you’re concerned that you don’t look like a big enough douchebag in public places, Nintendo has announced they’re releasing a special version of Guitar Hero for the DS. Watch the video. Cry yourself to sleep.

Rule number one when you find yourself hangin’ in the ghetto: Do not ever touch a black man’s cheeseburger. Apparently the same rules apply to meat sandwiches as to stereos. Just to be safe, don’t touch anything.

Ah the tragedy that is the martial arts action hero. Apparently you can only make so many films before you become a pathetic shadow of the characters you used to portray. 5 heroes that have lost their way.

Breakfast television may or may not be a good thing. It’s hard to say if you never wake up before 10 am. However live television is a fantastic thing as these run-by mooners will demonstrate.

FilmSchoolRejects weigh in on the ten greatest doomsday scenarios ever depicted on film. Mass Zombie infestation sounds so much better than Matthew Broderick’s computer launching nukes.

Apparently there is a finite number of facial/body hair combinations that you can have. Old Spice has gone to the trouble of helping you figure out which archetype you best fit into.

Just as everyone suspected for years, the original Star Trek series was completely modeled around psychedelic drug use. Shame on you for thinking that psychedelic drug use only enhanced it.

Everyone is pretty familiar with the story of Bob Dylan getting The Beatles high for the first time (or so he claims). Travel back to the ’60s and see how it really went down courtesy of The Meth Minute.

Perhaps it would be best if you scheduled a little extra time off work. For your viewing pleasure, the 1979 cult classic “Faces of Death” in it’s glorious uncut entirety. Banned in 46 countries, it was the original viral video.

The official trailer for “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”. This is either going to be great or a steaming pile of donkey feces. To be fair, the trailer very much makes it look like an Indy film.

More versions of the infamous Last Supper painting than you can shake a crucifix at. Everything from Justice League America to McDonald’s. However hands down best goes to the zombie last supper. You’ll see.

Rob Dyrdek pushes the edge with some friends and skates an abandoned waterpark. More than once they come close to flying over the edge and doing the ultimate acid drop. 150 feet down. Onto rusty metal pipes. Whee.

A collection of some of the best action hero one liners from film history. So go ahead. Click the link. Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?

Feeling a bit discouraged because you’ve yet to be inducted into the Guiness Book of World Records? Worried your worthless ass will never amount to anything? Check out these less than awesome records.

Some people say there is nothing more relaxing than some pleasant scenery. Artist Nicolas Lampert tests this theory with his inspired collection of prints called “Meatscapes”. Check out all his Meatsterpieces here.

Think you’re a real video game afficiando? Got what it takes to battle with the big boys? Try out your mad skillz at one of the most unfair games ever created. It very well could make you cry.

You know that one game where the boss is impossible to beat? Maxim has compiled a list of some of the most retardo-hard bosses in video game history (although their game selections are a bit suspect).

Rockstar Games launched their a game to hold us over until GTA IV comes out. In “Bully” you get to be ….. a bully. Luckily video games don’t tell their parents, so at least noone will know what you were doing to DOA 3 last night.

Since everyone still smokes weed, the geniuses over at New Line Cinema decided that it was in their best interest to release Harold and Kumar 2. This time they escape from Guantanamo Bay. So there’s that……

You can’t bring up Harold and Kumar without found thoughts of Neil Patrick Harris. Doogie has his own site brilliantly named “What Would Neil Patrick Harris Do?”. Before any major choices, ask your self WWNPHD?

David Hull takes us on a trip back through time to show us what Mozart’s music was supposed to sound like. You know, if they would’ve had electricity. And by extension electric bass guitars. Oh, and there’s a gorilla.

Across the Universe is an interesting story told all through the music of The Beatles. Some of it is hit and some of it is miss. Here’s a short clip to decide if you want to bother watching the rest.

A collection of odd instruments you may not have even knew existed. Everything from the didgeridoo (which you probably know) to the Hang (which is a cross between a drum and a space ship).

One woman take a motorcycle tour into the forbidden zone surrounding Chernobyl. All these years later, the radiation is still too potent to allow civilization to reestablish itself, leaving only a creepy ghost town.

One day this bird will rule the world. Classic Animal Planet clip of Einstein the amazing talking parrot. This bird is more articulate than most … um. .. what’s the word for really smart people ?

Sarah Silverman has been having sexual relations with Matt Damon. This is probably the most entertaining thing that Silverman has ever done. How do ya like them apples, Sarah ?

Not to be outdone by his whoring girlfriend above, Jimmy Kimmel decided to come out and admit his torrid love affair with Ben Affleck. Check out the cameos by most of Hollywood.

Never to be outdone by anyone, Kevin Smith chimes in with Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogan. Directed by M. Night Shamylan…. you’d think the ending would have been more predictable.

Next time you hear someone complaining about public transit send them to Japan. They take the “if it doesn’t fit, force it a bit” a little too far. Optimal efficiency or death trap of doom, you decide.

Classic video of Rodney Mullen pulling out his now infamous old-school flatland and freestyle bag of tricks. Either he had zero friends growing up or he signed a pact with the devil in blood. You decide.

Hollywood is knows for their over the top marketing campaigns. You think just because a movie sucks, they won’t promote it? Check out the top 5 ways the big studios molest you to get a dollar (with examples, of course).

Just in case you missed it, here’s the breakdown of the latest lunar eclipse as told by NASA. The next lunar eclipse isn’t scheduled until late 2010, so bone up now and (un)impress your friends with your astronomical finesse.

Much like every other tech company out there today, Dell has outsourced their call centers overseas. Apparently third world countries use a slightly different sales technique than their North American counterparts.

Dave Grohl and Will Ferrell make a strong case for man on man love. Check out their hilarious duet. It’s nice of Will to put the using his fame to spotlight little known artists like Dave.

Sick of the Matrix yet? Does everything you look at have a strange green tint to it? Today must be your lucky day. Here is a massively comprehensive fan site devoted only to making the machines happy.

This kids is gonna be huge in Japan in a few years. Check out his ground breaking smash hit cover tune of “Hey Jude” of his recently released “Ret It Be” album. Awww yeah.

After an exhaustive and complete study of this video, you will be left with two new paradigms. 1. PS2 graphics are barely over the original TurboGrafix16 and 2. The whole game centers around the often neglected Vagina Punch.

For all the late comers out there, this is the finale to the bitter feud between Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien and Jon Stewart. Of course now that their writers are back, they’re all the best of friends again.

Imagine if you will, you’re on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and they ask you a $250,000 dollar question about your all time favorite movie. You now should understand this guy’s facial expressions.

Apparently basic volleyball wasn’t nearly extreme enough for these Southeast Asians. The game mechanics play out mostly like standard high school volleyball. The twist? You can only use your feet.

Classic Russell Peters stand-up act. Grab a snack and a drink and settle in as the runtime is around 45 minutes and you never know where he’ll throw in that special something to make you smile (or cringe).

How is Maddox better than you today ? This time it’s his understanding of how the modern world works all based on stock advertising photography that he’s found around the web.

Up for the most inappropriate cover song ever done - The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain performs Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit. Live. For your entertainment. It is what it is.

Looks like the studios are releasing another Jason Bourne movie. They’ve replaced Matt Damon as the lead with a very interesting casting choice for the fourth installment. Check out the exclusive trailer.

It’s getting harder to tell who the good guys are and who the bad guys are in the ongoing battle between the “legitimate downloads” and the “illegal downloads” crowds. This artist had his music ripped off by iTunes without seeing a dime.

This just in from the Better Late Than Never (BLTN) Department…. the most distasteful SuperBowl ads that didn’t make it to the prime time. Is that wrong that these all seem better than the ads that did make the cut?

Morgan Spurlock (from “Supersize Me” fame) takes matters into his own hands with his new documentary “Where in the World is Osama?”. Check out the trailer here.

Some physicists from Popular Science use actual formulas to mathematically prove the impossibilities of some of the biggest Hollywood scenes. To be fair , they also included are some films that almost got it right. Almost.

The official who’s who of cool all based on how many Kevin Smith films they’ve starred in. As far as I can tell from the chart, this means that the coolest guy in film is Jason Mewes followed closely by Ben Affleck.

The Official Ninja Homepage as deemed by Robert. Robert can’t stop thinking about ninjas. His only confirmed facts about ninjas are that 1.they are mammals, 2.they fight all the time and 3.their only role is to kill.

Classic video of the late Mitch Hedberg taking on a heckler at one of his shows. Mitch handles the situation with all a quiet dignity and decorum that only a true stoner could display.

A sweet video montage showing Mother Nature at her finest. Watch as F3+ tornadoes rip apart everything standing (or running) in their path. All set to a nice little number by Prodigy.